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Lords Prayer for Millys
« on: December 21, 2018, 08:14:59 PM »

Perhaps not in Hollywood, San Francisco, or east coast cities, but God is still alive and well in the hearts of middle America. The Lord's Prayer by a 15-year-old school kid who got an A+ for his effort! (TOTALLY AWESOME) The Lord's Prayer is no longer allowed in most US public schools. A kid in Minnesota wrote the following NEW School Prayer: ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now I sit me down in school,
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God,
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow,
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise,
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall,
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the State.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!



Amen If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father! ~~~~~~~~~AWESOME~~~~~~~~~~
« Last Edit: December 25, 2018, 07:52:59 AM by zorproducts »
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Re: Lords Prayer for Millys
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2018, 05:33:28 AM »

Nice post  I had to make a copy of it.
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Re: Lords Prayer for Millys
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2018, 08:57:23 PM »

Im old and tired of this shit.
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Re: Lords Prayer for Millys
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2019, 06:08:08 AM »

This is awesome! That 15 year old shows so much wisdom and insight in writing this!
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